I am at least positive that due to the land mass, traffic patterns, and car population..traffic will suck. You know damn well that your Spanish-only speaking family and friends are stuck in Miami-Dade County. I know live in Maggie Valley, N.C. where they have real people. KeeperoftheTARDIS Ghettos @ 15 Enjoy it enough while Im there. Thomas S. Mogavero Furthermore, when I was referring to the lack of literacy in Miami it was the English speaking graduates that frustrate me the most. Dominic Thiem has been awarded a wild card for the 2023 Miami Open. says: Miami is beautiful but very expensive. Hate Miami!! document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_p7BPcYYT5n').innerHTML = output; var l=new Array(); Miamians are dumb. we good ent Class is about showing how much bling you can afford, are buying the largest TV you can find. I spent 20 years in Miami. surfsiderider If youre a beach bum or an avid scuba diver, snorkeler or boater, you -might- be able to tolerate all the garbage and being drenched in sweat 24/7, even at night. ) he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life. var output = ''; (4) You want women & men to run after you. I know grown men that cannot read or write better than a 10 year old from a literacy focused school district. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I heard, they charge $70 per hour for tennis court fee. says: ..most people who love Miami actually think all those things listed above are actually normal.. Theyre so clueless they dont even realize how clueless they are. Many people had tried, with excellent and quick results.I had nothing to loose so I decided to use this method to eliminate my herpes. Rob says: Great article, except for dumb comment about diversity. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; [CDATA[ 17. } Two days later, my phone rang. Not first or second, but hardly near the middle., especially when you consider this includes the entire United States and many smaller cities. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Then I visited other places, and realized how very far behind the curve it is. Expect to get in a physical confrontation at some point, male or female, with someone at some point. Fast people who dont care i doubt it. Miamis Super Woman sometimes behave as they are the only persons in the world or the most important. I contacted him and explained my problem to him, and DR OBA assured me that i will get my Boyfriend back in the next 48hours.What an amazing statement!! Its a Sad & Unfortunate ugly truth to a Beautiful Backdrop (minus the mosquitoes, humidity, and impending seasonal hurricanes). Im the happiest Ive been with my surroundings since living in/visiting Lima. This article obviously was meant to be funny. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_UyMR44jN3s').innerHTML = output; at the office. [CDATA[ We are really fed up with false economy, and plastic surgery, it was once a beautiful place to live. The Miami Beach 411 Travel Store is Open 24/7. The reasons can be many. (There is a running dispute or joke with Florida locals posting NATIVE on their cars.) Had several telephone interviews last week!! That doesnt mean you need to converse with them solely. Miami has the best weather, diversified people, cultural places to visit, beautiful beaches, restaurants, shopping and It doesnt snow. Teacher Midwest to Miami I hope things change a bit as Id still like to have some property out there some day and take in the wonderful ocean and such. once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. //]]> Deez Balls says: Frank R: Do they immigrate or do they ILLEGALLY ENTER and or ILLEGALLY STAY? says: Miami is a city for losers with no higher aspirations. We are moving to Boston next week. Again, money rules south beach and Miami Beach. in FL and also in Georgia. Glad I Left is correct: your first year will be hell. People who love freedom. Yes, I consider myself an ABC (an American-born Cuban), and I do NOT speak Spanish. //]]> No body chills unless they are at the beach, or at work. HE DID A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WHICH I WONT REALLY MENTION HERE BUT THE MOST OF WHAT HE DID FOR ME WAS HELP ME OUT OF CANCER Tony writes: mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. Funny. 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There are no jobs here. 16. (13) solve a land issue and get it back. It wasnt until 12 to 20- Nothing wrong with the city, ITS YOU. But there are pockets of reliable, educated folks to build a decent social network. This article is the truth! Miami is a 21st century Song of the South except that instead of just black people working for little, you now have Hispanic immigrants as coolies taking whatever job they can get. anytime, he is the answer to your problems. And another thing, you totally suck! how to Marta Magellan 21- Miamians laughing at this ARE dumb, not the rest of us. NO. Jobs ARE hard to find, IF you are uneducated- or have a bachelors in Hospitality and Management or Business. I thank those that are honest for their statements. or phone no +2348154791124 or add on WhatsApp.com. Never wanted to come here, dont want to stay. Its such a flawed theory. Your comment, ladies and gentleman, is exactly my point! The robbery deal is a killer also as I dont want to have to worry about my wife all the time. When I moved back recently, it was such a culture shock to be standing in an aisle in Publix and have somebody body-check me as they walked by; without excusing them self or apologizing. The majority of immigrants from Latin America arrive in ultra-expensive Miami with very little money in their pocket and since most jobs in Miami pay next-to-nothing compared to what it costs to live in Miami, I am wondering how in the world these newly arrived immigrants manage to afford to stay in South Florida. says: I have never laughed so hard since reading White Dade. Jobs are scarce People are always trying to move here. For those of who expect more, and actively create a better world, accepting this level of strife, crime and stupidity is not a positive attribute. I haven't seen MCSO on the stretch since before the extension. Everyone! Troy I hate it when people sh*t where they eat. The guys, all muscle heads, gods gift to women, the bigger, the more expensive or faster car, made them look like the man, but it kept most in the poor house, because they could barely afford it, but put on a show and they get instant gratification on order. //]]> His spells is for a better life. Mary Boyer This is hilarious. Worst yet English is a foreign language. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_IXzevqPpoS').innerHTML = output; That pride is in effect what makes everybody spurn your people. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. I figured Id be the last one to say some crap like they tell you in a 12-step program (Wherever you go, there you fucking are). you cant stand online to pay for anything, because they love to cut you off. As for clubs, sports bars, etc its a business, if they can away with water down drinks, smaller portions and charging a lot, salted peanuts to make people thirsty and order more drinks, its nothing that really hasnt been happening since dawn of bars. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Sure we have lots of different ethnicities living here, if I wanted to I could have Peruvian one night, Thai the next and find Baklava for dessert, but who can afford to go out every night and enjoy it? Responsibilities. Stop blaming us for your own stupidity. The traffic snarls are daily, and will consume hours of your time. Denis Leary and friends (Lenny Clarke, Whitney Cummings and Adam Ferrara) uncover all types of douchebags, from homophobic senators to drug companies. then YOU really are the dumb one. says: Tamao de imbcil! .besides im not going anywhere. Web4,965 points 268 comments - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. Perhaps you should find a psychiatrist, because only someone suffering from a serious mental illness would come to Miami and only see Working crime, drugs and medicare fraud. Hate the snow!!! Sometimes you have to leave and live somewhere else to realize these things. I now live in NCAnd I know realized how stupid I once was. Customer service means pretending not to see you until theyre ready to deal with you. or via var output = ''; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; mysticjeanie says: I dont miss sweating at night ..feeling greasy 24/7.. being run off the road by angry aggro douchebaigs or the filth that is Hialeah. (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). //]]> Government are cognoscenti of all this disruptive behavior but they just keep supporting these political Cuban mafia crooks. Art Bassell and the book fair back to back. Uneducated, unskilled nincompoops like you are forced to accept low wages. People dont read, or even speak halfway decent English- and Im talking about the ones born in the U.S. No night sweats or call him via his mobile number +2347060458352. The pathetic bitches that like pussies ran offits obvious that you are weak. else output += unescape(l[i]); I felt like my life was about to end, and was falling apart. 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The family prefers to hire a local candidate, but they are open to a nationwide search for the perfect fit. //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 107';l[20]=' 99';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 98';l[23]=' 120';l[24]=' 101';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 119';l[28]='>';l[29]='\"';l[30]=' 109';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 99';l[33]=' 46';l[34]=' 108';l[35]=' 105';l[36]=' 97';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 103';l[39]=' 64';l[40]=' 108';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 112';l[44]=' 115';l[45]=' 107';l[46]=' 99';l[47]=' 97';l[48]=' 98';l[49]=' 120';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 110';l[52]=' 105';l[53]=' 119';l[54]=':';l[55]='o';l[56]='t';l[57]='l';l[58]='i';l[59]='a';l[60]='m';l[61]='\"';l[62]='=';l[63]='f';l[64]='e';l[65]='r';l[66]='h';l[67]='a ';l[68]='<'; Miami is full of incredible people with amazing stories and you can learn a lot from everyone you meet if you treat them with the dignity and respect they deserve. } I would say big cities in general have less compassion. Ten years ago I had nothing good to say about Miami, now I miss it more than anything . 10:05 PM 10/6/2014, Excelente! What fast food restaurant was that? Open your eyes, start hanging out somewhere else. ..305 till death do us part. web when she was searching for answers to a similar problem. Bottle Service is for Douchebags and Suckers. Wish me luck everybody. When you have lived here since you were born you tend to hate all the this garbage. 4. came to my house asking me to come back to the house,at first ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! And overpopulation is an issue but, Im curious Where is your new found cuddly, humble abode? [CDATA[ The saddest part is.. Every city has its good and bad parts, especially a metropolis, whether it is majoritarly one people or the other that compose it. This article, although is probably meant to be funny but unfortunately its spot on. says: its all true, those denying are the issue. says: Im very happy youre not here anymore! and no we are not in a hurry. People are rude and fake and love to intimidate. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. That same night i showed him the pictures that i got from my private investigator. WebThe Carryall 40L duffel bag is quickly recognizable as part of the Douchebags family, and it retains the quality look and feel of its brothers and sisters from the Norwegian company. told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me They have been leaving the city during the last three generations!!! By the way, why is it everytime I come home for X-mas and go to a gym around my parents house in Kendall, all the young people, b/w 18-30 talk in Cubanaso? else output += unescape(l[i]); 22 to 25- More childish, idiotic comments. Theres a reason people dont stay here, and every Miami apologist Ive ever run accross can never answer when I ask If this place is so great then why is everyone always leaving? And they cant hack it is a cop out. Because it said a lot of stuff that Americans who move here are endlessly frustrated with and wont say publicly because complaining often gets you labeled racist. (See comments above). This article is not only negative, but also racist. says: i am dying to leave Miami. else output += unescape(l[i]); and before you judge me I am Latino, college educated with a 6 figure salary who was apalled at the level of rudeness (driving, office, business-related)and low-life scamsters who live there! 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Wouldnt move back. says: Haha mostly true. Traffic is bad enough. You get what you give, so I think this is more of a commentary about the authors own sad life than anything else. else output += unescape(l[i]); What defines you ??? You kind of sound like a cry-baby to be honest. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! NO BITCH WERE IN AMERICA. else output += unescape(l[i]); } var output = ''; I know they grew up in America, because I went to school with them! Cure Cancer, Born and raised in Miami, the best thing I ever did for my mental health and sense of compassion was move to Fort Lauderdale/Davie when I was 22. Miami is the BEST place to live in the world, go ask people on the streets and write your statistics. says: who would ever try to buy drugs from someone with a anonymous email, your either the cops or the spell casters, you prove what we say about m i a , fucking inferior humans.