You've been around. Nuke: My eyelids? Quote Ambition is your source for quotes. Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. You got a gift. : They say the darndest things. I'm too old for this shit. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Cullinane: Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Come on, Rook. Huh? Yeah. Crash Davis Ump: Safe! Bull Durham is structured around two simple narrative devices: one season in the life of a minor league team, and a love triangle between Annie (Susan Sarandon) and a pitcher and catcher at odds with one another. You ain't getting that cheese by me, meat. Well, fuck this fucking game! Nasty. : Kudos, Annie! Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think? I've been known on occasion to howl at the moon. Crash: And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, because five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport. Larry? Crash: You know why? : Ump: Dont bump me. Fun goddamnit. Youre Sears and Roebuck material. Chances are hundreds of catcher-ump arguments have followed this exact script over the years. This guys a first-ball fastball hitter. 1. Crash, a friend of Maxs, sends over a couple of drinks to their table. Crash Davis And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. Annie Savoy Larry The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) Just a happy coincidence.). 1. However, my true passion is in traveling, photography, and finding common ground to which everyone from different cultures can relate. I held it like an egg. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. The Braves' Appalachian League affiliate at the time was the Pulaski (Va.) Braves. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. A good friend of mine used to say, This is a very simple game. Write this down. The setup: Annie and Crash are talking. Annie: Hes kinda cute. You shouldnt listen to what a woman says when shes in the throes of passion. I hate cute! Crash Davis I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Larry, the pitching coach, jogs out to see whats happening. Watching through on Monday, I typed in 79 different quotes/scenes, and on Tuesday I cut down that list to 37, including the parts I felt had to make the list. Bull Durham GIFs | Tenor Crash Davis: Time out. She trusts everything will work out and just goes with her guts; she is an example of a truly empowered woman. Batting practice at 11:30. The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness. Annie Savoy, 3. Crash: Give me the ball. Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. He's behind home plate - don't look. I'm the player to be named later. Good night., 20. Dont think. Annie, voiceover: For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.Why its the best: Because baseball, played at its highest level, should be played with joy and verve and poetry. Come on, Rook. I just want to be., 5. Annie knows what she wants and goes after them. You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Annie Savoy: Wait a minute. You got a gift. the web and also on Android and iOS. If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him? I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Crash: Hit me in the chest with that. For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry. Annie Savoy, Larry Hockett: Another new league record. : Hi, Im Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; Im also a marketing and advertising professional. Annie: Oh my. [to himself] Its basically a venting session. : Bull Durham Mascot GIF - Bull Durham Bull Durham - Discover - Tenor Crash: You got a gift. Annie: I know!. Annie Savoy [softly, infuriated] These all make Bull Durham one of the greatest and most relatable sports comedy movies of all time! Strikeouts are boring! Crash Davis is brought to Durham to teach rookie pitcher Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, played by Tim Robbins, about the game and how to reach the major league. Crash: We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Sheesh. Crash Davis : You got a gift. He could go all the way.. Its, like, better than losing. Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? Hopeless. Your fastball's up, your curveball's hanging. Instead, Annie has power over herself; she chooses to get into a relationship and lend a helping hand to a rookie. Hes looking for heat. Dont think, just throw. Crash says he isnt interested in a woman whos interested in a boy like LaLoosh. Now come inside, and Ill buy you a drink. Crash Davis, 24. 300 and his team won three straight pennants from 1894 to 1896. And even before I worked here, I had a subscription as a kid. Skip Riggins: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. Uh, it's like pheromones. Its our game. These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. Nuke: You said Crash. Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: God, I think you're real cute. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Wants to throw a fastball instead of a curve. Skip Riggins: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. Larry: Lollygaggers. Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. Huh? Annie: Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids? Crash: No, just no. And I wanna hear every damn one of them, but now, Im tired, and I dont want to think about baseball. You hit white balls for batting practice. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. : You know you never handle your luggage in the show? You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. : Ive tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. Bring it. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job., 22. Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. What else is there? You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? You're smart, professional. Weve got to play them one day at a time., Nuke LaLoosh: Got to playthats pretty boring, you know?, Crash Davis: Of course, its boring. : When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. Crash Davis: Hit me in the chest with that., Crash Davis: Yeah? 8. From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fin boat. You're *outta*! Annie, voiceover: The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.Why its the best: Aint that the truth, unfortunately. Only Crash Davis stands out this year, begging the question: what are these boys thinking about? And yeah, he has a right to think about quitting. Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. When I finished, I would have definitely told you thats my favorite. Crash: Are you out of your mind? Im telling you to keep your hands out of this. Annie. The setup: Annie and Millie are sitting in their game-day spot. : Ump: Well, you missed the tag. Why do you get to choose? Bull Durham Quotes Crash Davis Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Annie: Fine. Besides that, they're fascist. Larry Oh my. Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. Crash: Ball four!Why its the best: Crash accurately sizes up the kid in about two seconds. : The setup: Theres a conference on the mound, with the entire infield gathered around the pitching rubber. Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. And you should know that! : It's all about sex and sport. And, Hollywood. The rose goes in the front, big guy., 24. Joe Reardon ( yada yada yada ) When I first saw the movie, I figured this was an exaggeration. Bull Durham - Wikiquote An argument ensues and Crash gets thrown out of the game. She had a ton of quotes in my original list of 79. Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. Bull Durham (1988) - Tim Robbins as Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh - IMDb In retrospect, "Bull Durham" (released by Orion Pictures) was part of a golden age of sports movies. Larry! hit me in the chest with that. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. : The setup: Annies trying to impart some of her baseball wisdom on Nuke. The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! : Crash Davis Ebby Calvin LaLoosh These Bull Durham quotes will speak to the hearts and souls of all baseball fans! Crash: The rose goes in the front, big guy.Why its the best: Clever and amusing. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob. Crash Davis, 21. Even Nuke and his five-cent head understood that. : We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances.